Caption Contest!
I am pleased to announce the return of our Caption Contest!
Here is your chance to win some free TapRooT® swag right before the 2019 Global TapRooT® Summit. To enter the contest, all you have to do is follow the easy instructions listed below.
How would you caption this photo? Put on your creative hat and have some fun. Enter as many times as you want, and if you’ve won our contest before, you are still eligible to enter this one! You can’t help it if you are hilarious! Make sure to follow the contest instruction listed below so that you won’t be disqualified from the contest.
Contest instructions:
1. Create your caption to the photo above in six words or less. All captions with more than six words will be disqualified.
2. Type your caption in the comments section of this post by Monday, March 4, 2019.
3. If you haven’t already, subscribe to the Tuesday TapRooT® Friends & Experts e-newsletter. You must be a subscriber to win!
Good luck and, most importantly, have fun!
The winner will be announced Friday, March 8, 2019.
Enjoy winning free stuff? Great news! At the 2019 Global TapRooT® Summit in Montgomery, TX, we will be giving away free prizes every day. In addition to winning free swag, you will be able to advance your career, network with industry experts, and learn TapRooT® best practices to help with your investigations. So hurry and register now before it is too late!
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Has Taproot terminated it’s caption contest?
Nope, we just got really busy. Watch for more chances to win!