January 6, 2023 | Mark Paradies

Friday Joke: Top 10 Reasons NOT to Attend the 2023 Global TapRooT® Summit

Did you love David Letterman’s Top 10 lists? I did. So I thought I’d write one…

10. Summit? I’m not interested in mountain climbing.

9. I don’t like new things. We will just stick with what doesn’t work now.

8. It conflicts with my karaoke lesson.

7. There’s too much to do at the Margaritaville Lake Resort. I get confused with too many choices.

6. Our competition is attending. We’ll just wait to see what they do.

5. It’s too hot in Houston. (April average temperatures: 76º high and 61º low)

4. I’ve heard they have a web site. I don’t like spiders!

3. People learn too much at those Summits. It might make my head explode.

2. I lost my favorite toothbrush on my last trip – I’m not traveling again!

1. Our company is perfect. We don’t need to improve!

Want to find out more about the 2023 Global TapRooT® Summit? Visit the “web” site: